Scary (Sung to “Mary” by the Jimi Hendrix Experience)

After Jack-O-Lanterns are on porches
Before clowns have all gone to bed
You can hear goblins walking on down the street
Isn’t it time for bed?

A Jack-o-Lantern in front of a car in a parking lot.
A scary Jack-o-Lantern watching for goblins.

And the kids whisper, “Scary”

A broom is swiftly carrying
Witches wanting pieces of candy
Somewhere a queen’s trick-or-treating
Somewhere a king wants more candy

And the children scream. It’s scary.

The little goblins say, “boo” tomorrow
And empty bags of candy on their beds
Tiny fun-size candies I see
Healthy eating I know is dead

And the goblins scream. It’s scary

Steps with a pumpkin with fake skeleton hands attached to it.

Will the children ever remember?
One piece that got out of its bag.
I choose one piece, with my sagely wisdom
Fruits and veggies never go this fast

Little goblins run. It’s scary