(Sung to “Lola” by The Kinks)
I’m stuck here at home with five or six kids
Where they just want screens and want to drink
Coca-Cola
C-O-L-A Cola
The Gaggle has to sneeze. The Oppressed needs to cough
They do what they must. In a laughing voice they say “’Rona”
R-O-N-A Rona, Ro Ro Ro Ro ‘Rona
Well, I’m not the most intelligent guy
But when the homework starts it nearly breaks my mind
Oh the ‘Rona, Ro Ro Ro Ro ‘Rona
Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
Why they can’t figure math but can unlock IPads
Oh ‘Rona, Ro Ro Ro Ro Rona, Ro Ro Ro Ro Rona
Well, we watch movies all through the night
Sometimes the fireplace has light
The Oppressed or The Boy is on my knee
I wish I could sit with their mommy
Well, I’m not the most intelligent guy
But why is Nintendo Switch
Missing again? Oh, ‘Rona
Ro ro ro ro ‘Rona, ro ro ro ro ‘Rona
I can’t run away
I just lock the door
I lay on the floor
And I start to read
Then I look at them ‘cause they found me
Well, that’s the way that it is everyday
And it will continue to be that way with the ‘Rona
Ro ro ro ro ‘Rona
Two boys and three or four girls
It’s a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world
With the ‘Rona
Ro ro ro ro ‘Rona
Well, Coronapalooza started in March last
The bourbon and scotch are running out fast
The Gaggle smiles with my Zelda game
The Oppressed and The Boy will both do the same
Well, we had a cleaning and learning plan
And the kids are saying no way to that plan
With the ‘Rona
Ro ro ro ro ‘Rona, ro ro ro ro ‘Rona
‘Rona, ro ro ro ro ‘Rona, ro ro ro ro ‘Rona
‘Rona, ro ro ro ro ‘Rona, ro ro ro ro ‘Rona
‘Rona, ro ro ro ro ‘Rona, ro ro ro ro ‘Rona
‘Rona, ro ro ro ro ‘Rona, ro ro ro ro ‘Rona
‘Rona, ro ro ro ro ‘Rona, ro ro ro ro ‘Rona
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