Sung to “Smoke Gets in Your Eyes” by The Platters
They asked me how I knew.
There’s no way it’s true.
I of course said, “Fine.”
At least close your eyes. Soap gets in your eyes.
They said, “I need to hide. You just hurt my eyes.”
When it’s not a lie,
You must realize soap gets in your eyes.
So, I dodged them and their many jabs.
To think they would heed my words.
And today their sight has gone away.
I have too much soap (Too much soap).
Now screaming kids will cry.
I cannot see why.
So, I sigh and say,
If you close your eyes, nothing in your eyes.
(Soap gets in your eyes, soap gets in your eyes)
Soap gets in your eyes
